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Halloween was pretty rad.

I went as a Blu Scout and took my little brother along. He pot candy, I just dressed up. At school, we had a costume day and my two gal pals dressed as Sailor Moon and Sailor Mars (they don't know each other). THEY LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THE CHARACTERS they were adorable

yeah
awesome
 
 
 
 
 
 
I had the oddest fucking dream ever.

So Germany, Italy, and Japan are in the ocean off some beach. There are a lot of dead people floating in the ocean on both sides of them and blood the water is completely red. It looked pretty serious, but then this announcement from OUT OF NOWHERE BUT APPARENTLY EVERYONE CAN HEAR IT CLEAR AS DAY (I'm starting to think this was the setting from Battle Royale) comes up and it's THE WOMAN WHO ANNOUNCES THE TEAM'S DUTIES IN TEAM FORTRESS 2.

I SHIT YOU NOT.

She says, "Anyone who doesn't look like an animal or has furry features must leave NOW."

I was all, WTF, but then the Axis Powers suddenly have this long rabbit years corresponding to their hair color and turn to leave with disappointment. It gets serious again (bunny ears are gone now) where their battle ships start going the opposite way from the beach and the blood in the ocean leaves with them.

Germany stays though and goes up to the beach where Russia and Lithuania are standing, Russia scowling and Lithuania looking worried over Russia. Germany just stares at them, but then Russia yells out, "Look at all of the pain you've caused! Look at the blood! Almost everyone here has lost their lives to your stupid war!" (I'm assuming WW2? They had weapons and tanks that looked relevant to that time period.) It made me wonder why Russia gave a shit since he's the most violent and pretty much apathetic country portrayed in Hetalia.

Then for some reason, a taller-looking Finland is seen up from a medium-sized cliff that's behind Russia and Lithuania and for some reason says, "Sorry guys, but I'm siding with neither of you. I'm with Sparta! See?" THEN THE CAMERA FUCKING PANS OVER TO AMERICA, ENGLAND, AND SOME OTHER COUNTRIES I CAN'T IDENTIFY AND THEY'RE HOLDING UP A SOUTH KOREAN MOTHERFUCKING FLAG. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT FINLAND MEANT BY "SPARTA TEAM". I THINK THEY JUST FAIL AT TEAM FORTRESS 2 OR SOMETHING.

MOVING ON.

Up to this point, they've all been talking in their original Japanese voices (I could understand them for some reason) but then when Finland came up, he started mixing more English within his sentences, especially when he said "See?". And NOOOOOW they all are speaking with the most PERFECT ENGLISH VOICES EVER. Whoever cast the voice actors in my dream, deserves a medal.

Anyway, after Germany, Russia, and Lithuania look up at "Team Sparta", Russia turns back to Germany with the deepest glare EVER, but Germany speaks up first. "It doesn't matter if you don't like what I've done. You're going to supply us whether you like it or not." Russia had a "wut" look on his face, and then America (WHO SAYS THIS IN THE MOST DREAMIEST AND AWESOME OF VOICES IN THE WORLD) tells Russia, "He means your consumption products. Food and water and the like. You're the one country that actually has those basic necessities in this time." Now I was really confused, but Russia looked pissed off as HELL. I think he then makes some comment to piss Germany off, and then he starts charging towards Russia with his gun.

He's stopped however by a man who's... reading a newspaper.

...

Weak.

He tells Germany to back down and he does so, and tells Russia that he WILL supply them or else. Whatever "or else" was, I have no idea.

The atmosphere is tense.

You can SMELL the rage and fear in the air.

And then...

A BLU SCOUT COMES RUNNING PAST ALL OF THEM HOLDING THE RED TEAM'S SUITCASE WHILE SINGING "RINBU-REVOLUTION" BY MASAMI OKUI. THE MALE VERSION (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WosjuegpwKo). THEN ALL THESE IMAGES FLASH TO THE AUDIENCE WHILE HE'S RUNNING OF ALL THE FIGHTS HE'S BEEN IN AND WE FIND OUT HE'S RUNNING TO FACE OFF AGAINST HIS ONE TRUE LOVE/ENEMY- THE RED SPY.

THERE ARE SCENES OF THEM TOGETHER BEING ALL LOVEY-DOVEY AND THEN FIGHTING.

OH MY GOD, I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

Then I felt my cat bite my nose, and I woke up.

...

Weak.


So yeah, I have the stupidest fucking dreams ever.
I think the reason I thought of Scout singing that song was because when I first heard it, it totally sounded like him if they dubbed a series based on TF2.
YYYYYYYYEAAAAH.
I should make a comic out of this.
 
 
 
 
 
 
my cat enjoys hardcore yaoi

http://i35.tinypic.com/33bzpxd.jpg

fuckin lmao
 
 
 
 
 
 
I went to take my senior portraits today, and it was awesome.

At first I thought it would suck, be boring, and I would be an embarrassed fuck throughout the whole thing because I am REALLY shy when it comes to posing and take bad pictures, but in actuality, IT WAS PRETTY. FUCKING. RAD.

The dude who took all my pictures was hilarious and a totally gnarly guy. He had a lot of tattoos and was in a band. He's the lead singer and guitarist for the punk rock band Longway (local band here in Riverside). At the end of the photo sessions, he was so sweet and gave me a copy of his band's CD that just came out. FOR FREE. His name was Brian, and he said that if I liked the album I could bring it back and he would autograph it for me. We go back in a week to pick up the pictures, and the album is kicking ass so far.

GONNA GET DAT DERE AUTOGRAPH

Brian showed me a couple of pictures that he took from the photoshoot and HOLY SHIT.

THE PICTURES. WERE. INCREDIBLE.

He is a FANTASTIC photographer and every single picture he took of me actually came out GOOD AND AWESOME. :'D He was especially pleased that I brought my bass guitar to do the body shots with, lol.

So yeah, that was my day. :>
 
 
 
 
 
 
COMMISSIONS

I never considered doing commissions, but considering the financial position I'm in right now with my mom, I have to do this for the first time ever. But! I'm pretty cheap when it comes to these, so don't worry 'bout it! :>

*Sketch - $1 (Example: http://sewermonstar.deviantart.com/art/depression-136623301)
*Detailed- $1.50

*Lineart- $2 (Examples: http://sewermonstar.deviantart.com/art/DON-T-TEMPT-ME-KIDS-136978594 http://sewermonstar.deviantart.com/art/NO-SELFCEST-GO-AWAY-110757246)
*Detailed- $5

*Full Color/Shaded in Pencil- $10 (Examples: (colored) http://sewermonstar.deviantart.com/art/YOU-ARE-ALL-RETARDED-136858656 http://sewermonstar.deviantart.com/art/how-very-homosexual-127959432 (shaded) http://sewermonstar.deviantart.com/art/Commission-Fire-Emblem-138257075 http://sewermonstar.deviantart.com/art/Pepsi-Can-134289721)
*Detailed (I'm talking SUPER detailed)- $15 (Example: http://sewermonstar.deviantart.com/art/KH-Your-Ex-Lover-Is-Dead-126421622)

*$3 per character (anthro or human, normal animals are for free)

I will draw ANYTHING you want me to. There are NO limits. I am open to everything! If you've known me for a long time or browsed through my gallery, you'd know the kind of shit I do, lol. So don't be afraid to ask.

-Things I CAN'T Do-

*Paintings, watercolor or acrylic. Not because I CAN'T but because I can't afford those mediums or supplies (I have old watercolors, but they're all used up).
*Realism. Since I am still practicing, please don't ask me to do that. I would feel very uncomfortable and cheating you out of money because I am still improving on that style.

I am also selling crap that I don't need, use anymore, or stuff that is taking up space.

MANGA

*Magical Miracle Volume 1 - $5.00
*.hack//Legend of the Twilight Volumes 1+2 - Together: $10.00/Separate (if you only want one): $5.00
*Love Hina Volumes 10+14 - Together: $10.00/Separate: $5.00
*The Nightmare Before Christmas - $2.00
*The Ring - $6.00 (it's a pretty thick book)

OTHER

*Naruto headband YES I OWN ONE FUCK YOU (in great condition, the metal is slightly damaged when I stupidly tried to carve into it to look like Itachi's, but not to the point of ruin.) - $3.00
*BRAND NEW NEVER USED Electric Squire guitar, black, all strings attached (Includes guitar case and a new pack of strings for free)- $590.40 (might reconsider selling since my dad wants it)

I am unable to ship internationally. Sorry friends who live in Europe and around the world. ): But if you have any questions or are interested in purchasing (for... some. reason lol) then NOTE me!
 
 
 
 
 
 
blah bored

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 5

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something
Total: 4

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[x] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 9

Spanish
[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total: 7

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 6

Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 3

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.
Total: 5

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi
Total: 3

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at walmart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3

I am actually 3/4 Italian and the rest of me is Hispanic. DERP
 
 
 
 
 
 
My mom is thinking about cutting off both cable and the internet to save money. I don't think it will matter though.

She only has $468.32 left in the bank, and that's not even enough to pay this month's rent. It doesn't help that her work is cutting her hours (working less and less every week) and she's on unemployment checks for the first time in her life. She refuses to let me get a job, even though I've said countless times that it would benefit us both. Then she reminds me that I have no car for transportation and no one to watch my little brother after school.

Great.

All we need now is to be evicted to complete the social cycle of national recession. Then we'll be those people you see on the streets while everyone walks by and gives us nothing but fake sympathy. In reality, they don't give a shit about you, your family, your starving kids, or your problems. All they're thinking is, "Thank God that's not me."
 
 
 
 
 
 
You know what would have made Twilight just a little bit less fail?

Edward's dad is a doctor, right? Well, instead of being ZOMGVEGETARIANVAMPIRENOHUMANSPLZ, I wrote this in my English 3 journal today. We had to rewrite the plot of a story we thought would make it better. lol

--

Since Edward and his adoptive family have abstained from sucking blood from humans beings, they instead rely on their father, who is a medical doctor, to bring home packets of blood that have been donated to the hospital he works at so they may feed and live their daily lives. Unfortunately, they can only drink so much because they must make the blood last at least one week so that they would not look suspicious.

However, while walking down the sidewalk (a black hoodie covering his face so the sun would not burn him) Edward crosses paths with a girl, Bella, he slowly begins developing a desire to feed off of her flesh. This has never occurred to him before and he tries desperately to regain his self-control before he kills this girl he has never met, spoken, or even shaken hands with before.

Edward can't take it anymore. This hunger was driving him to madness.

But being a vampire, he can only come out at night. One day, fortunately or unfortunately to the reader, Bella decides to stay for tutoring and goes to night school to keep up with her studies. As she begins to get out of her car to enter the high school, a dark figure rushed up to her at lightning speed, clamping her mouth shut from screaming, and dragging her back into her truck.

It was the vampire boy, Edward.

A look of insanity and lust came into his blue eyes, and as Bella muffled through his hand trying to get away, he immediately pierced his sharp fangs through her neck. The girl became silent with shock and fear as she felt her blood being drained away. The crimson liquid poured into Edward veins, a feeling of relief and pleasure coming over him. It felt so nice.

He pulled away to stare at his victim and smirked. Bella's eyes were dead, but her heart was faint. She couldn't move and her breathing slowed with each passing second. He had done it. He had drunk from another human. It then struck Edward, "What should I do with her? Leave her to die, or..."

Edward was not a compassionate person, but he could not help but feel guilt. Bella had been his first live victim in years and it would be a shame to just leave her go to waste in an empty parking lot such as this.

He couldn't let her die. There was something about her that made her deem useful to Edward.

The young-looking vampire reached over the dying Bella and rummaged through her purse, luckily finding a switch-blade knife. "She must have used this for self-defense," Edward thought, "too bad it didn't work tonight." He opened the knife and suddenly slashed his wrist open, his tainted blood flowing down to his arm and elbow. Edward leaned his self-inflicted wound over Bella's mouth and said but one word,

"Drink."

That was the first night Edward had turned a human being into a vampire in ninety-three years.


SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OMG LOL
 
 
 
 
 
 
fuck that last post just senior teenage angst

in other news, it seems that lately faggots are trying to get something out of me from either:

-bitching at me for liking something they don't
-bitching at me for having an opinion (lolyoutube/myspace)
-bitching about my art through notes (loldeviantart)
-bitching about my fics (lolfanfiction.net)


WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME JESUS CHRIST I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WON'T TELL ME

it's because i troll retards like you isn't it? sobsob
 
 
 
 
 
 
I think I like my good friend, Alex.

Oh fuck, please no. The last thing I need is to ruin another friendship.

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